Yo dont text me then not text me
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Found the puke drawer
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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