Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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