I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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