dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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