I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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