So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
he just fucked me for my cheese..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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