I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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