i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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