love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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