I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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