This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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