Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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