I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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