tell your sister to shave her snatch
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize