scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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