It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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