there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Watching her eat just hurts me
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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