we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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