thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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