so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Someone shit on the floor
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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