Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I could fuck to npr.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
