She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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