He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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