3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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