whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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