Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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