thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
