He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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