a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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