Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.