What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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