Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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