Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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