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• (818): View more from California

  So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I had another sleeping on concrete incident.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Did I change midway through last night?

  (206): View more from Washington

  Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  & I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (872): View more from Illinois

  i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It tasted better than Jesus's hair.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.

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