1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
