so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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