You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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