So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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