We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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