Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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