Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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