He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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