Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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