she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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