yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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