we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
