going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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