What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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