bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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