So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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