He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
