It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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