You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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