I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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