Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
