If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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