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• (714): View more from California

  I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?

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  Which ones?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.

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  Hahahah pickled

  (207): View more from Maine

  I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house

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• (253): View more from Washington

  What type of bandaid should I use on my clit

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.

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