According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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