He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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