fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
All I want is dick and wine.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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